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    George Best is lying recouperating in his hospital bed when the doctor walks in and says:

    "George, I'm afraid I have some good and some bad news George. The bad news is you only have one hour to live"

    "What!" says George, "What the fuck is the good news then?"

    The doc replies "It's happy hour."

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    LOL!

    Damn Grant.... I read these every Friday from you [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    1.WHY DO MOTHS FLY WITH THEIR LEGS OPEN?
    -HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF THEIR BALLS??


    2. A boy couldn't sleep so he took his toy soldiers to bed. He soon grew bored playing with all his corporals and sergeants,so he played with his privates instead.

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    Bird flu didnt bother me till I found out us blokes could catch it to.

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